I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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