I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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