Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just saw a hot homeless man
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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