have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
