that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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