she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Operation Purity has been aborted
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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