i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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