So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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