thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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