R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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