He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
