Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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