She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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