I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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