haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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