Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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