apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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