Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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