Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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