Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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