She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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