boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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