I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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