Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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