so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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