Where is the hickey?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i dont even know how to be here
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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