i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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