Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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