I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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