That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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