he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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