just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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