I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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