Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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