she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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