Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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