Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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