Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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