was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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