Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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