real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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