these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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