Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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