break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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