it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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