Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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