Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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