i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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