How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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