what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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