She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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