Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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