Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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